Wednesday, August 26, 2009

the internet is f***ing crazy

people around the hospice assume that because i own an apple, i must be smart.  what they fail to realize is that the reason i own a mac is because i'm NOT smart. 

somehow, i've become the office IT guy after fanny pack got fired.  i should pause for a moment and explain that in day to day conversation i have names for people around the office.  i'll use the same naming convention here. soon, you will be as aquatinted with princess, the troll and all the rest as i am.  unfortunately fanny pack got the boot so you won't hear much about him. suffice it to say, he wasn't hacking it.  now i'm the IT guy. 

the best part of it is this: when anyone has a problem - and they range from "I can't unlock my car" to "what does this blue screen mean?" to "i'm on fire" - i just google it. server crash? google fixes it.  i've realized that i need to take google out to lunch sometime and tell it thanks. 

anyway, i spent all morning trying to figure out all this network solution stuff. apparently i will be administering a whole network through microsoft sharepoint and building dashboards for the administration using VBA macros in excel.  and to think i thought i'd be a writer. all this has taught me that the internet is crazy. wiki virt cerf. boggles the damn mind, i tell you what. 

gotta roll them bones, so i'm out. stay classy, bojos. 

1 comment:

Tony B said...

Dude, totally. My mom ask's me questions all the time and for most of them i respond wiht, "did you try googling, cause that is what my first step will be."